Have you heard the news
Or just a ratatat?
There's a villain in town
I heard he's a most dangerous one at that
Come in let's force the iron
A lesson for the battle brat
Take the cape and the belt
Better take another sip of the philter now
As Svengali calls your name
Just a lily-livered chicken'd leave him on his own
This ain't the time to banter
But to draw the battle lines
Join me! To the mat:
We'll wrestle the devil
Let us take him on
Spread your wings
And take off like a hero
Welcome to the man world
Be a savior
Take your loin cloth on
We're gonna wrestle the devil
We're gonna wrestle the devil
Tonight!
This far and no further dead man!
Smell the odor of my contest oil
knucklebones of chimeras
Trophies dangle from my belt I begin to boil
I can't stand infidels
And that applies to the devil too
Will you join me? To the mat:
We'll wrestle the devil
Let us strike him down
Spread your wings
And take off like a hero
Welcome to the man world
Be a savior
Take your loin cloth on
We're gonna wrestle the devil
We're gonna wrestle the devil
Holy knights will you heed the call
(Wrestle the devil!)
The brave unite to let the hammer-fall
(Wrestle the devil!)
Raiding mordor for the evil spoof
(Wrestle the devil!)
Furry fellow with your cloven hoof
(Wrestle the devil!)
Picture the horizon:
Walking silhouettes
Safety helmets in our hands
In the setting sun
Will you join me? To the mat:
We'll wrestle the devil
Let us strike him down
Spread your wings
And take off like a hero
Welcome to the man world
Be a savior
Take your loin cloth on
We're gonna wrestle the devil
We're gonna wrestle the devil
